I read in a book (well, duh) about a guy who wrote a review after reading a book and I thought that was a neat idea. Plus I don't have the best memory when it comes to titles. I'll remember the characters, the plot and the author but titles always seem to escape me.

All the reviews are hand written but maybe one day I will put them all online. To be honest, I do ramble quite a bit in my reviews and there is little attention paid to grammar and spelling. And legible handwriting.

Here is the list of books I have read since Jun 2006.


11 June 2017

A+ The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck by Mark Manson

I haven't posted a review in a while and June is the anniversary month of the Book Review Project so why not! I haven't read much non fiction but liked the title of the book and Jairo was nice enough to give me a copy.

This book started out as a rather potty mouth blog post by Mark Manson. If there are no sensitive ears nearby, I recommend you listen to the blog post because Manson curses 146 times in a ten minute post. The post was so successful, he turned it into a book. You would think he just wrote a bunch of shit with the word fuck popped in every paragraph or so, but there is much more to this book.

Based on the title you would think that the premise of this book is to just not care about anything. That idea could not be further from the truth. I think we can all agree that not caring about anything puts you in the psychopath department. Most of the advice in this book is about life sucking. Life is going to suck, there will be pain. A lot of pain. And disappointment. And a Disappointment Panda. You need to work through the pain and not try so hard to be great at everything because nobody is great at everything because we are all flawed.

Once you figure out the pain, you can be better at picking your battles fucks and lessen the pain. There is a lot packed into this fairly short book, so much so that I will read it again and perhaps more times as I work through my own pain and sucking-ness.

Bonus! No stupid exercises or workbooks. I hate those!

Best of 2016

I listened/read a lot of books this year and it was a year of average and mediocre reads.

The books weren't necessarily bad, just not spectacular. Some had great writing but implausible or confusing plots or one dimensional over the top villains.

I admit that I don't like it when the writer dumbs things down or makes a character such a brilliant genius that nobody but them could possibly solve the big mystery and shame on you for even attempting to figure it out with your tiny unbrilliant non genius brain. Hey, nobody likes a smarty pants.

There was no slam dunk clear winner this year. I actually had to think about it.


Jane Steele by Lyndsay Faye
Jane Steele is a tribute to Jane Eyre but with teeth!

Jane Steele begins with Jane confessing to the reader that she is a vicious English murderess and unworthy of life. Naturally there is a story behind her confession and the author weaves a yarn about Jane's life and crimes during the period 1830 to 1840.

Jane's life is rough. She is cheated out of an inheritance and sent off to a boarding school that trains girls to work as governesses. Like in Jane Eyre, she is poorly treated at school. The parts at school read more like Orange is the New Black . But with starvation.

A lot happens in this book and it's too hard to explain it all so instead I will just explain why I liked this book so much.

1. Great storytelling. Poor Jane's ups and downs are compelling and tragic and even at times entertaining in a black humour kind of way.

2. Wonderful details about the period. Descriptions of clothing, food and social norms are not just filler but part of the story. There is a lot of interesting information about how women could (and could not) inherit property and this is essential to the story.

3. I learned quite a bit about British rule in the Punjab and Sikhism.

Not Quite a Spoiler: The author wraps things up but not completely so there is a faint hope of a sequel. Oh please let there be a sequel. I miss hanging out with Jane.


The Trouble with the Truth by Edna Robinson
There is a side story about this book that involves bad timing and Harper Lee. Edna Robinson's daughter Betsy does an excellent job explaining the book's back story.

This book was just a delight to read. A wonderful quirky family in 1930s America. This book isn't about much, just a series of vignettes about the Baird family as they move from town to town during the Depression.

Walter was in his late 40s when the kids were born and his wife died giving birth to daughter Lucretia so Walter finds himself an older single parent in an era when men were not expected to raise children by themselves.

Each chapter is a little story about an individual family member. Many of the anecdotes are about someone awkwardly and painfully falling in and out of love. The Bairds commiserate as a family. The ups and downs and strength of family is the predominant theme in this book.


Sedition by Katherine Grant
It just happened that this book was review #1000 (see below). All I can add to the review is that I was glad this book was not available in audiobook format because the high naughtiness level of this book meant I would have walked the cubicle farm without making eye contact with anyone.


Johnny Tremain by Ester Hoskins Forbes
This book was recommended by Jessica at Quirky Bookworm. Of course it's a pretty famous book but not part of the curriculum in Canadian schools since it takes place during the Revolutionary War. Since Upper Canada was part of Britain and we were on the losing side of the war, I never thought to read it.

This book was published in 1944 when a lot of boys, not much older than Johnny, found themselves forced into a war they didn't start, but were destined to fight.

I liked Johnny so much I even added a storyline about the book into my own book.

"Mom doesn't want me to bug you," said Todd and then he began to cry. "But I went to the library and Mrs. Parkdale was really busy and I really really tried to write my report on Johnny Tremain. I even read the whole book." Johnny was a bit of a jerk at first but then he had some bad luck and Todd felt sorry for him. Was it weird to feel sorry about a boy in a book?

"Oh Todd, of course I will help you," said Doris and she gave him a hug. Poor Todd must be really upset because he usually flinched at any girl contact. She calmed him down with some peanut butter and banana sandwiches and a big glass of milk and then they sat at the kitchen table for an hour and once Todd understood the difference between plot and theme, something his teacher should have taught him, they made good progress.

"Ben, I think I like Johnny even better than I did before!" said Todd and he crammed another sandwich in his mouth. It turned out that Johnny was about the Revolutionary War but also about World War II. There was a reason Dorie went to college, it was because she was really smart.
"So much for not helping," whispered Ben.
"I find it hard to say no to Todd," Doris whispered back. When he was upset he looked like a sad, wet puppy.


There are just so many good YA themes in this book that the story is timeless. Pride, friendship, loyalty and duty to country are just a sample of the many layers in what appears to be a simple story.

Funny story. Jessica did not mention that first few chapters of the book are VERY SAD. As I walked around the cubicle farm picking up trash, people asked me if everything was okay because I wore a very despondent look on my face. Then in true Jo fashion I babbled about Johnny's run of bad luck and this probably reinforced the notion that I am a bit insane.


Everyone Brave is Forgiven by Chris Cleaves
If you enjoyed Kate Atkinson's Life After Life , this book also has British people exchanging witty banter while bombs fall.

This is the story of Mary, Hilda, Tom, Simonson and Alister as they try and survive the arithmetic of war. As each day progresses, the war get worse, and more and more people close to the characters die or are horribly wounded. The characters have to be, well, brave even if they don't feel all that brave at the moment. The great tragedy of war is that the friendships formed are so deep and intense yet in a flash, that person not only dies but ceases to exist as a fully formed human being.

In theory this book should have been a real downer, but the characters use dark humour to push themselves to endure even though they would just like to curl up in a ball and die or wait for the war to end.


The Fair Fight by Anna Freeman
I didn't want to finish the book because I would miss the characters. This story sort of reminded me a skit I saw on You Tube called Jane Austen Fight Club. Proper ladies with split lips and shiners bashing each other in period costume.

Ruth and Dora grow up in their mother's brothel in 1790s Bristol. Dora is the beauty so she goes into the family business. Ruth is not pretty but has a temper (especially around her sister) and carves out a career as a female boxer. She meets Tom who is completely smitten with her despite her raw looks. He's a pretty good fighter too and they manage to somehow earn a living boxing and Ruth captures the interest of boxing fan Mr. Dyer.

Dyer marries Charlotte a smallpoxed scared lady and the character's lives become intertwined. Each chapter is told by a different character. I liked the parts with Ruth and Charlotte. I liked how Charlotte and Ruth break down their prejudices about each other's social class and become friends. Charlotte is the most interesting character because while she is a lady, she is at the mercy of her brother and husband for everything. Ruth is dirt poor, illiterate and earns a living in a trade that could kill her at any time but she has more opportunity and freedom than the wealthier Charlotte. I look forward to more books by this author.

Review # 1000!

4 December, 2016



This is a random photo I found of a cool home library. It's obviously not mine because the room is five times the size of my apartment. But I liked the picture and it's a neat way to celebrate review #1000.



Sedition by Katherine Grant
Sedition is a sexy, naughty, extremely inappropriate look at 18th century courtship. It's like Jane Austen read 50 Shades of Grey and then sat down to write Pride and Prejudice.

Three men of trade have done well and have built successful businesses/careers and between the three of them, they have five daughters who need to be married off to proper titled gentlemen. They decide that if the girls learn to play the pianoforte, this skill will attract the right sort of man.

There is a lot of scheming and double crossing among the characters (I admit, I was a little confused at first) and as a result, a Frenchman, Monsieur Belladroit (a refugee from the French Revolution), is hired to teach the girls the pianoforte so they can play beautiful music, wow the gents, and marry into the aristocracy. It's all on the up and up because while M. Belladroit kept his head during the Revolution, he might have lost a couple of other things.

The girls have different ideas about who they want to marry. For all kinds of reasons. And they want sex. Lots and lots of sex. No virgins here! Oh, Belladroit, lost nothing during the Revolution. Belladroit seduces some of the girls and the girls seduce him. At one point, he has five women demanding services (on top of actually teaching them to play) and he's exhausted. Some guys have no luck.

I think the best adjective to describe this book is romp. I did not want it to end. The romp, the book. All of it!

It's all very very very inappropriate which is why I loved this book. The reader expects the characters to be the picture of 18th century purity and chastity and instead you get sexually liberated women who are smart and in control of their own fate. How can you not like this?

I can't go into too much plot detail because I will end up in spoiler territory but I was mad at myself for missing some rather obvious foreshadowing. I was so engrossed in the story and the crazy antics of, well, everyone, that I missed a very important clue to how a particularly deviant plot line was going to end up. And the foreshadowing was not at all subtle. The author basically punched me in the face with it and I missed it.

What I am saying is that after 1000 reviews, there's still much to be learned. So here's to a 1000 more!



Ten Years of Readin'

26 June, 2016


Writing this was delayed by a maintenance emergency in my apartment. Sorry NINE fans!

It's been 10 years. Oh how time flies. Lots of pencils, 12 notebooks, and 966 reviews.

The main reason I started this project was to keep track of titles. I am terrible with titles. You could ask me what I am reading and I might answer "Uh, a book, about the wind, in the South, with some chick named Scarlett."

Naturally my life has been enriched by reading but in ways I didn't expect. Here are some interesting things I learned (in no particular order).


Bob Dole was wounded in Italy just a few weeks before Germany surrendered. He spent six months in a body cast and was in and out of hospital for two years. While in the body cast his mother moved into an apartment across the street from the hospital to help him out. It was a tough time for both of them. Bob wasn't in the best mood (and lost 90lbs) being in the cast and there wasn't much for him to do. His mother read to him (he couldn't sit up to read) and lit his cigarettes for him even though she hated the smoke.


The NYC neighborhood of Five Points was a scary place riddled with drunks, crooks, deadly infectious disease and other misery but the neighborhood's reputation for lawlessness was very much exaggerated. There was not a murder a night every night for 15 years.


In the 18th and 19th century it was considered obscene to use the word leg. Limb was much more polite. I find this hillarious considering necklines were rather plunging!


Paradise Alley by Kevin Baker takes place during the NYC draft riots of 1863. The draft riots remain the worse case of civil and racial violence in US history. I know, that's hard to believe.


Historical fiction bodice rippers have really evolved and are very well written and researched. Deep down the authors are total history nerds!

I listened to one at work one day and I have to say that I learned quite a bit about 18th century estate and divorce law and also the auction business. I still am not sure how the wicked duke finds time between running the estate and his conquests to maintain his rather fit physique!


The neighborhoods in Ottawa haven't changed that much in 160 years except fewer brothels. Swap, less LRT construction with more horse poop and that pretty much describes the Byward Market in in 1849.

Some things never really change, traffic jams and drunken brawls in the Byward Market are just as bad now as they were in 1849.


Unless there is an implausible twist, most mysteries can be solved by figuring out the mantra of:

Motive
Means
Opportunity

Spoiler: A book narrated by Death (The Book Thief) is not going to end well.

Joseph Stalin's chef was Vladimir Putin's grandfather. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH!

Buying a book about thrift or frugality is a waste of money. Most frugality/thrift books are a collection of blog posts from the author. If you want to be thrifty, spend an hour Googling.

I can't get into books about art because I lack the imagination to, well, imagine the art. I avoid books about food because they make me really really hungry.

I will never get bored of fish out of water stories!!!

Jane Austen is not dead. She's a vampire living in upstate New York. Lord Byron and Charlotte Bronte are also vampires. I would not lie to you about this!

I routinely talk to the characters in my audiobook. No it's not weird at all.

So here's to ten more years!



Best of 2015
2015 was definitely the year of the audiobook. I can listen to a book at work when I am out of the public eye and it really brightens my day to be able to relax and listen for a few hours.

2015 was also the year of the Fancy Phone. My mp3 player broke and I replaced it with a smart phone. It was becoming increasingly difficult to manage downloadable audiobooks with a basic mp3 player and also increasingly difficult to buy an mp3 player. I still am not really into my phone. All the apps (all three of them) I've installed have been to read/listen/download books.




The Martian by Andy Weir
The book was on a lot of best of lists (it took me a while to get the audiobook from the library) and boy did this book live up to all the hype.
Mark Watney is left for dead after an accident forces the rest of the crew to evacuate the planet. The reader is then thrust into the life and death world of survival on an inhospitable and unknown planet. Watney is an astronaut for a reason; he's very smart and an excellent problem solver. Most of this book is about Watney solving some big problems, food, water, shelter and communication. He never gives up and when he fails, he regroups and tries again. I am probably over thinking this, but I think Watney's success is so engrossing because self-reliance and resourcefulness are skills that are disappearing.
Note: Not enough money in the world for me to be an astronaut.

In no particular order...

Thief of Glory by Sigmund Brouwer
Like The Martian this book is a story of about having to adapt to difficult conditions in a world without rules or order. Pure survival.
Life is good for the Prins family. The family enjoys an affluent lifestyle in the 1940s Dutch East Indies (now Indonesia). Jeremiah Pins' only problem in the world is his beef with American Georgie Smith. Both ten year old boys are madly in love with Laura Jansen and hate each other. Georgie's hatred of Jeremiah is so deep he breaks Jeremiah's arm in a fight. It takes six weeks for Jeremiah's arm to heal and the day after the cast is removed (freedom), the Japanese army invades the island and the Prins family spends the next three years as guests of the Emperor. Many people don't know this side of the WWII experience. No Red Cross, no Geneva Convention. Men, women and children were all treated with the same harsh brutality as a military POW. If you've read the book or seen the movie Empire of the Sun, then you know what I'm talking about. Children grew up very fast. Sadly, since they are children, their POW experiences become normal as the war progresses.

Jeremiah, Georgie and Laura all end up in the same POW camp and are forced to live a scheming, lying, cheating life of a prisoner. It's not a pretty story but the writing is beautiful. Brouwer's description of an ugly war is elegant. I was hooked after a few pages despite the difficult subject matter.

Don't Ever Get Old/ Don't Ever Look Back by Daniel Friedman
I counted these two books as one as they are part of a series.

Buck Schatz (Schatz is pronouced Shots so his nickname is Buckshots) is a cranky, no filter, Lucky Strikes* chain smoking, WWII Paratrooper old man.

Buck joined the Memphis police after the war and had a colourful career. He routinely denies the rumour that he was the inspiration for the Dirty Harry character portrayed by Clint Eastwood in the movies. Buck's catch phrase is "and then I shot him." Both books are mysteries. Buck is long retired from the police and struggling with the challenges of being 87 years old. The first book involves Buck tracking down the commandant of the POW camp who did not die in 1945. The second book is about a cold case bank job from 1965.

The books are so entertaining because deep down we all wish we could go through life without a filter. Buck has no filter. He says what's on his mind and even though what he says is really politically incorrect, you can't help but laugh.

Ellen and the Barber by Frank O'Rouke
Frank O'Rourke was better known for writing sports and western fiction but it appears Frank was a big old softie. This book is three novellas set in the Midwest during the Depression. The three novellas have interconnected female leads who fall in and out of love. The writing is a folksy narrative that's a lot like hanging out in a friend's parlour and gossiping.

When Johnny Came Marching Home by William Heffernan
A group of friends from small town Vermont answer the call to arms in 1861. Thinking this will be a 90-day adventure, the survivors return home scarred and broken in 1865. They try to put the war behind them and move on but when their childhood friend Johnny Harris ends up dead, there is a long list of people who wanted him dead. This book jumps back and forth in time, to the periods before the war, during the war and after the war. The reader learns how the preacher's son went from naive teen to mean spirited thug. This is the first book about the Civil War where the character exhibits signs of emotional trauma after the war. We associate PTSD with more recent wars but these characters face the same troubling nightmares and memories as any modern soldier, but without the advances of medicine to help them. Despite the theme of loss, the book has a happy ending.

The Curious World of Calpurnia Tate by Jacqueline Kelly
The sequel to The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate is just as entertaining. Granddad isn't in this book as much which was a little disappointing since he had all the best lines in the first book. Granddad isn't in the book as much because he knows Calpurnia is getting older and needs to make mistakes so he lets her.

Calpurnia still struggles with gender roles in 1900 Texas. She still has little patience or aptitude for sewing, cooking or playing the piano. Calpurnia is a young lady now and she learns many life lessons in this book. Calpurnia's 17-year-old cousin Agnes moves in with the family after her house is destroyed in the Galveston Hurricane. This is the first event in Calpurnia's life where she learns about death on a large scale and she has to work out her feelings about the disaster. She also learns how to get along with people. Agnes and Calpurnia don't get along and never develop a friendship but Agnes is a very good businesswoman and Calpurnia recognizes this and learns from Agnes' example. She learns to negotiate, stand up for herself (the most sexist characters are her own parents) and plan for the future. All good YA novel themes. Fans of Anne of Green Gables will love this series. Like Anne, Calpurnia is plucky.

Blindspot by Jane Kamensky and Jane Lepore
Stewart Jameson is a portrait painter on the run from London after failing to make good on a £2,000 debt. He flees to America in 1764 and finds himself in Boston He has to work and he also needs an apprentice. Enter Francis Weston, AKA Fanny Easton, a rich girl who fell on hard times. Tired of the workhouse, she disguises herself as a teenage boy and goes to work. The reason this book is so fucking entertaining is because, well, thereís quite a bit of fucking in it. Itís a naughty, raunchy, sexy romp of a love story. I felt myself blushing at times while listening to this book. I think the combination of crude sexual conduct, genuine love and the many Shakespearean references is why it was so entertaining. While much of the book is filled with inappropriate behavior, there are serious themes of love, loss and friendship.

If these titles donít grab your attention, you can always read my books. Theyíre swell.

*I didn't know you could still buy Lucky Strikes.

31 July, 2015
If my ten fans are wondering, why so many audiobooks? I listen at work when I am out of the public eye. Some days it's only an hour and a half, some days it's three hours.



23 June, 2015

Today, between spilling coffee all over my pants from leaky garbage bags and eating a cupcake given to me by the Parks Canada staff, I tried to think of profound things to write about the book review project. And even with a nice sugar high, I could not think of anything too earth shattering so here are a few thoughts about the book review project.

It's more fun to write a bad review than a good review. I seem to be quite inspired when the book is bad. I admit it, I will finish a bad book just to trash it. I am slightly more kind with my reviews now that I have written my own book The Peterson Gang.

My DNF (did not finish) rate is pretty low. I guess fewer than 40 books never made it to the project. Once, I got an audiobook where the main character was French but for some reason the narrator spoke with a high pitch English accent. I listened for two minutes and that was it. I checked the paper book out and the book was pretty good.

I never read reviews online before I write my own review. After I write my own review, and I'm not sure if I get the book or am totally off base, then I go to Goodreads or Amazon to read other reviews.

It drives me crazy when an author writes dialogue that is too sophisticated based on the character's age and education. It also drives me crazy when the author has to point out emotion to me.
Jimmy cried when they lowered his mother's coffin into the ground. Jimmy cried because he was sad. Yeah, I kinda got that he's sad from the crying part. Unless the coffin kicked Jimmy in the balls, he's sad cause his mom died. That's why he's crying. No need to hit me over the head with it.

Less than 30 books in the book review project were purchased (by me or others). The rest came from, wait for it, the library. Even if I could afford the approximate $15,000 to $25,000 cost of buying all the books, where the hell would I put them all? Iíd have to rent a bigger apartment and I canít cause I spent all my money on books!

Here is the breakdown
(too lazy to sort by A+, A, A-, B+, etc.)

A's = 300
B's = 453
C's = 93
D = 15
F = 2


The first book reviewed was not that great.
June 23, 2006, Before Their Time by Robert Kotlowski C+

There is only one book that I had to wait a while before writing the review. I waited a week to organize my thoughts because the story was so disturbing. Kevin Baker's Paradise Alley.

Eleven notebooks are very heavy. Still using my pencils!



27 January, 2015 - Yippee, the 800th review!



Best of 2014
This year I didnít read as much as I usually do because I wrote, like, four books. Itís hard to read books when you are constantly distracted by your own story and cast of wacky characters. That being said, I managed to read/listen to a number of excellent books, mainly cause I can listen to books for a few hours at work!

I also realized today that I am seven books away from review #800!


This yearís best book was so close. I went back and forth between two books and in the end, this book won out!

Dodger by Terry Pratchett
Dodger is a London tosher. A tosher is a garbage picker, often in the sewers. Dodger earns a meager living finding valuables and money roaming the streets and sewers of 1850s London. He inadvertently rescues a young girl named Simplicity from abduction and this simple act changes his entire life. He meets some new friends, aspiring novelist/reporter Charlie Dickens, government man Ben Disraeli and Angela Burdett-Coutts, the richest woman in England. This is one of those books where itís impossible to predict where the story is going because it goes off on all kinds of tangents. Itís best to sit back and let the story take you, itís a fun ride.

This book is YA fiction but I found it delightful even though there is plenty of toilet humour in the book. Usually I donít go for the toilet humour but Dodger does roam the sewers of London so you gotta expect a few shit and fart jokes. But Dodger is more than shit and fart jokes. As Dodger finds himself drawn into the world of Charlie, Ben, Angela and Simplicity he questions his legacy and life choices. He is guided by his friend and moral/spiritual advisor Solomon who helps Dodger navigate his changing world. Dodger knows he has to leave the hard but familiar street life. He knows that if he continues as a tosher heíll most likely die young of disease, violence or by the hangmanís noose. Moving into the unfamiliar, confusing and discriminating world of respectability is hard for Dodger. He has to rely on people and, gasp, ask for help. For someone who has lived by his wits his whole life, this is a difficult challenge. Lots of excellent YA themes. Dodger learns about good and evil, trust, love and friendship. Anybody over the age of twelve will like this book!

Code Name Verity by Elizabeth E. Wein
I got this book as an audiobook and loved it. I am sure itís just as good to read. This book is a spy novel but also a mystery. Itís hard to review it because if I write too much Iíll end up in spoiler territory. The book is a confession of a spy written as a story.

Iíve often written and remarked that WWII was fought and won by kids barely out of their teens. This novel is also YA fiction but itís gritty and unflinching as there is violence and torture mixed in with the quick, chaotic, irreversible decisions of war. But not reading this book would be disrespectful to those who sacrificed their youth to fight in a war that they didnít start.


The rest in no particular order!


The Signature of All Things by Elizabeth Gilbert
This book is about Alma Whittaker a 19th century botanist who spends most of her life studying lichen. This book is about science, evolution, religion, family, friendship, love and lust.

Sutton by J.R. Moehringer
In December 1969, bank robber Willie Sutton was released from prison on compassionate grounds due to ill health. He agrees for a sum to let a reporter and photographer (he just calls them Reporter and Photographer) interview him but only if they allow him to re-trace the significant landmarks in his life. Told in flashbacks, Willie spins a yarn, some true, some bullshit, about his life of crime. Willieís wisdom and insight end up helping Photographer and Reporter with their personal and professional lives. Itís evident that crime does not pay but what do you do when you are poor, uneducated and young in the midst of the greatest economic crisis in US history?

Empire Girls Suzanne Hayes & Loretta Nyhan
These two friends write together. One writer, one character. Rose and Ivy live with their father in 1925 upstate New York. The two could not be any different. Rose is the dull homebody seamstress and Ivy the restless dreamer. When their father commits suicide, they discover that their fatherís first marriage produced a son, Asher, last know address, Greenwich Village. The farm is riddled in debt and Asher may own the farm Rose so desperately wants to keep. The two sisters have to travel to the city to sort this mess out. Homebody Rose is in a panic and Ivy is thrilled. Now is her chance to visit speakeasies, drink gin and become a famous actress. Of course, nothing goes as planned. This novel is part mystery, part exploration of a complicated sibling relationship.

The Peterson Gang: Unlikely Friendships by Muriel Chesterton
Muriel is a minor character so I made her the author. It may seem arrogant to list your own book in a best of list but what the hell! Iíve never written a book and I'm pretty darn proud of how it turned out! It was fun to think of wacky things to happen. The book is not meant to be serious literature. Itís meant to be silly fun. We always think older generations totally had their shit together when they were younger but I suspect that every generation sort of fumbled their way to adulthood.

2013 Reviews in Review!

2013 was not as productive in the reading department for me because I was working on another project. That being said, I did find some gems this year.

Best Freakin' Book of 2013


Life After Life by Kate Atkinson
Ursula Todd lives and dies over and over again, until she gets her life right. Think, Slaughterhouse-Five meets Groundhog Day, meets Run Lola Run, meets the episode of the Simpsons when Homer turns the toaster into a time machine. But instead of Homer, Marge and the kids, the Todd family keeps the reader entertained with wonderful and witty banter. The dialogue is like hanging out all day at a dinner party that you never want to leave! The violence of WWII is dreadful and Atkinson puts you in the centre of the Blitz. It's not pretty. As it should be.

Creepiest Book of 2013

The Other Typist by Suzanne Rindell and read by Gretchen Moll
The brilliant performance by Gretchen Moll is what really made this audiobook so spectacular. This book is a psychological thriller that leaves the reader wondering if Rose Baker is a calculating psychopath or a naive dupe. I am still unsure. The strength of this book is the wonderful prose. Rose's descriptive passages are pure poetry. Rose uses many adjectives to describe people or scenes when most people would only use one adjective. The result is elegant rather than presumptious. Rose is not trying to show off her impressive vocabulary, she is just making sure she describes the police station or the girls at the boarding house or her taxi ride with the best selection of adjectives. Very early on the reader knows that things are going to turn out bad for Rose and this feeling of dread is what made me feel so uneasy throughout the book. It takes great talent to provoke such a physical response with a reader.

Other Books I Liked In 2013!

In no particular order!

In a Class of their Own by Millie Gray
This book made the list because it is one of the few books I've read since I started this review project that really depicts the frustration of poverty. You can read a detailed review here. I compared this book to another book about affluence in present day Los Angeles.

The Love Monster by Missy Marston
Margaret Atwood and aliens. Really! Here is the review.

Non-Fiction!!


Walden on Wheels by Ken Ilgunas
Ken Ilgunas graduated from college with 32K in debt. The first half of the book (my review) is what he did to pay it off. Then second half of the book is what he did so he could go to grad school without student loans. His first idea was to live in a tent so living in a van seemed less insane.

SuperFreakonomics by Steven D. Levitt and Stephen J. Dubner
This was my first non-fiction audiobook and it was wonderful. I was a little reluctant to listen to this book because I was a little afraid that it might remind me of some of the boring classroom lectures of my youth. The material is well presented and the narration by Stephen J. Dubner is excellent. The subject matter is engrossing and the author does not overload you with tedious details. I don't think I could have listened to this book for hours on end but I enjoyed listening to it in twenty and thirty minute increments.


31 July, 2013 - Review #700 - The Secret Keeper

I worry a bit that a landmark book is going to be a real stinker. So far I have been lucky. I purposely did not write much about the plot or characters in this review because I did not want to give away too much as this story is a mystery.

24 July, 2013 - OPL's New Auto Check-In

Debuted today at the Emerald Plaza branch. Since I am so good at breaking things, my audiobook (blue and green cover) takes 4 tries to climb the last hill.
Check out the very dramatic video! It might take 1-2 minutes to open and play.

17 June, 2013 - Review #676 The Love Monster

Helen knows the author so if I have any connection to an author, especially a local author, I put the review online for my nine fans.
This is the story of Margaret Atwood in and out of love. And aliens. No really.

4 June, 2013 - Review #662 Walden on Wheels

I read Ken Ilgunas' original article about living in a van and was thrilled to hear that Ken had written a book about his quest to pay off his undergrad student loan debt and his adventure as a van dweller. I wrote the review a few weeks ago but chose to post it after leaving my job.

30 December 2012 - Jo's Annual Best Reads List

As my 7 fans know, I freakiní love historical fiction, so only one book takes place in the present and thatís because itís a work of non-fiction.

Hey seven fans, here it is, Best of 2012!

It was no contest, the winner was Michelle Cooper's Montmaray series.

A Brief History of Montmaray
The FitzOsbornes in Exile
The FitzOsbornes at War

Montmaray is a fictional island nation in the Bay of Biscay. The FitzOsbornes are the eccentric yet impoverished royal family. Middle child, Princess Sophia, records daily life on Montmaray in her journal. By 1937, trouble is brewing in Europe and even the isolated Montmaray is subject to German aggression. While there are plenty of hysterically funny moments, one also is reminded that WWII was fought by people barely out of their teens.

This series is technically YA fiction which means there is always a busy body who is unhappy about some sort corrupting influence. So as an added bonus, this series was apparently banned (I don't by who and frankly I don't care!) which we all know makes the book even more appealing. The banning people were miffed by sexual content and language.

I find it very entertaining that most of the sex in the book is Sophia (and her brilliant but clueless-about-love cousin Princess Veronica) working out their feelings and fears about sex rather than any actual fooling around. The book banning people might have been miffed by a gay and a bisexual character, but today's teen would just roll their eyes and possibly tell the book banning people to take a chill pill.

The Montmaray girls are fairly sheltered and Sophia admits that she never learned all the best curse words so the language seems very tame by 2012 standards. They do use "bloody" a lot which I suppose is the closest the proper Princesses could get to dropping F-bombs. Considering there are real bombs falling on the characters I am surprised that there is not MORE swearing. If anything, just getting to work in 1940s London was difficult enough to get the most patient person to lapse into a fit of bad language.

The main theme of this series is family. No family is perfect. The FitzOsbornes like all families, fight, make up, fight some more but no matter how bad things get (and they get pretty bad) strong family ties provide the characters with the strength to overcome adversity. Now if the bloody book banning people did not have their minds in the gutter, they might have picked up on that.

The Runner Ups in No Particular Order

A Good American by Alex George
Three generations of Meisenheimers in small town Missouri. I loved this book even though a LOT of people die in it.

The Chaperone by Laura Moriarty
The reader would think that this is a coming of age story for 15 year old Louise Brooks, but instead it's the 36 year old chaperone Cora Carlisle who changes.

The Scrapbook of Frankie Pratt by Caroline Preston
It takes real talent to write a story that accompanies a scrapbook. The graphics are chosen with great care but so are the words. They complement each other perfectly.

A Reliable Wife - Robert Goolrick
Not your regular mail order bride story. An erotic psychological thriller that has the reader guessing right up to the very last page.

The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate by Jacqueline Kelly
Just a wonderful example of storytelling! It's tough being a tween, even in 1899. Mother wants you to learn how to cook and clean to prepare to be a wife but Calpurnia is more interested in hanging out with her not-as-scary-as-she-thought Civil War veteran grandfather learning about botany. This leads to all kinds of crazy ideas, like not getting married at 18, going to college, and figuring out how to make whiskey from pecans.
Note: Granddad has all the best lines.

The $100 Startup by Chris Guillebeau
I did manage to squeeze in some non-fiction this year. This book is a must read for anyone who is running or thinking of starting a business. Chris Guillebeau outlines many non-traditional ways to market your products and services. There was a ton of stuff in this book that I would have never thought of in a million years.

Worse book of 2012
The Twelve Clues of Christmas by Rhys Bowen
I normally don't include a worse book in this list, but this year I was completely puzzled by the plot. I usually enjoy this series by Rhys Bowen but this book was terrible.
The Twelve Clues of Christmas is really about the 11 senseless murders in 11 days. I am a giant grinch and even I felt that multiple murders is not very Christmasy. The characters also must be grinches or dead inside too cause they did not seem to be affected by the mass murder in the tiny English village with scarcely 100 inhabitants. I cannot believe an editor(s) actually allowed this train wreck of a book to be published.

16 November, 2012
Review # 617, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies! This review may be riddled with typos and grammar faux pas as I am tired and I wrote it between calls and outages at work today.

15 September, 2012
Well folks, it's been 2,277 days (or 6 years, 2 months, 24 days) since I started the book review project and we are at review #600. To write 600 reviews you can't really think too much in advance or you will never write 600 book reviews. You have to just read one book at a time and jot down some thoughts.So review #600 is Murder on Fifth Avenue by Victoria Thompson

1 June, 2012
I bought this book directly from the author at the Glebe Garage Sale last weekend so of course I had to put the whole review on the site. So here is review 564, The Underling by Ian McKercher.

1 January 2011 - 2011 Best Reads List

I had to narrow it down from 124 books!

Best Book of 2011
The O'Briens by Peter Behrens.
An epic story of a Montreal family.

Best Guilty Pleasure 2011 Read
Fall of Giants by Ken Follett.
It's not literature, just scandalous fun!

Most Surprising Read of 2011
The King of Mulberry Street by Donna Jo Napoli.
This novel is technically "juvenile fiction." Imagine the best opportunity for your 9 year old son is to put him on a boat, alone, sailing from Naples to 1892 New York City. Not a word of English, no money, friends, or anyone to look out for him.

Top 5 Reads In no particular order!

Gods Behaving Badly by Marie Phillips.
Naughty fun in London.

Caleb's Crossing by Geraldine Brooks.
Yee have cometh a long way baby! My only criticism of this book is that a white woman tells the story of the first two Native Americans to attend Harvard College.

Mr Rosenblum's List by Natasha Solomons.
The 500th Review.

Rules of Civility by Amor Towles.
Gals, mix yourself up a pitcher of martinis and enjoy.

Lottery by Patricia Wood.
Don't call Perry L. Crandell retarded!

24 October, 2011, In honour of my 500th book review, Mr. Rosenblum's List by Natasha Solomons, I have posted the review online. I don't normally do this because believe or not, sometimes people are really mean on the internet. I have to deal with a lot of mean people all day at work so I don't need to invite them into my life.

23 June, 2011 5th Anniversary of the Book Review Project!
Today is the 5th anniversary of the project. I wanted to be at 500 books, but having a damn job really cuts into my reading!

11 June 2011 I did review #465 today
I filled up notebook #6. I write the reviews by hand just because I am not always in front of a computer when it comes time to write the review. I've written them on the bus, at the airport, in mom's backyard and at a bunch of other places I can't remember.

6 Jan, 2011 - Review #400
400 book reviews
5 notebooks
929 pages
1669 days
a lot of pencils!


I have been told that my handwriting is a bit messy.
Note: I think my handwriting is just fine. It just reflects my eccentric nature.

When I start a notebook, do try to make the writing somewhat legible. The grammar is usually a mess. When I have time, I re read the entry and make corrections. I just realized I need to make a few corrections.

Early entry in notebook:



Then it turns into this:



6 August 2011
Been reading Geraldine Brooks' Caleb's Crossing. 17th century fathers if you don't want your daughters to question the Bible or your wisdom, then you should not be teaching them how to read. Yee is just sayeth.

17 August 2011

Asshole! There are 660 people waiting for this book. Unless you are dead, you are a book jerk. That's right. An overdue-book-owe-the-library-jerk. If I could, I would ban you and your children and your children's children from the library for 3 weeks!



Book Quotes by Jo

Cute librarian guy # 2: We just put your name on the card and you can take out books.
Nutjob chick: I don't want my name on the card
Cute librarian guy # 2: We need to know who you are.
Nutjob chick: Can I use your name?
Cute librarian guy # 2: Uh, no.
Nutjob chick: Why not!
Cute librarian guy # 2:We need some ID with your name and address for the card.
Nutjob chick: Never mind!

Reason # 45,208 I love historical fiction? Scandalous women!

Reading historical fiction has taught me that child rearing has really changed.
2011 dad: Kids, we're going to Disneyworld!
2011 kids: Yeah!
1849 dad: Kids, we're going to a public hanging!
1849 kids: Yeah!

I really love the Library. The library is more than a place for the homeless to doze and pee.

Today at the library I saw a woman reading a book about pecans. I thought a) this woman must really like pecans b) the author of the book must really have a passion for pecans to write a whole book c) the publisher of the book felt there was an untapped pecan lover market out there and published a book dedicated to pecans. It was quite the educational trip to the library.

I have been reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Apparently I've had it alllll wrong! Caroline Bingley dislikes Elizabeth Bennet because Elizabeth is so skilled in the art of zombie killing. Listen Darcy, get off your pompous ass and marry that girl. There are also discussion questions!

Some critics have suggested that zombies represent the authors' views towards marriage - an endless curse that sucks the life out of you and just won't die. Do you agree,or do you have another opinion about the symbolism of the unmentionables?

Sigh, I never have an library issue that requires a conversation with cute-librarian-guy but stinky schizophrenic-off-his-meds-guy always wants to chat.

I am reading a book called Nothing to Envy about the lives of North Korean defectors.
Quote from the book: It is not easy for people earning less than a dollar per month to be integrated into the world's thirteenth [South Korea's] largest economy. Yeah. No shit!

Strange how reading a fun book about Jane Austen being alive and well as a vampire in upstate NY has lead to be actually learning something. I did not know that Lord Byron's daughter was Ada Lovelace. Luckily she did not inherit her father's whorish ways and instead devoted her life to mathematics.

Dear Library, I love you, so please stop putting the barcode sticker over the book's description.



Mom: I think the dog is a Republican.
Me: What?
Mom: She chewed Obama's book.
Note: All of us, including the dog, are Canadian.

Perhaps a 100 years from now when someone (who is bored) is reading thru my book reviews will wonder if I was so moved by the fact that Jane Austen and her mother did not always get along that I shed tears all over my notebook. This is not true. I merely read a funny auto correct caption while sipping a Diet Coke and there was some pop related spittage onto the pages. Sorry Jane.

Going to the library for me is like a kid in a candy store. Except that I don't eat the books!

Do you think sometime you could just go up to people who are being annoying, or creepy or stupid and slap them on the side of the head with a book?




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